One for the Crapper: Nick Belardes and his Random Obsessions

When I say I’ve got one for the crapper, I mean that in the best way possible. Friend of the blog, Nick Belardes released a weird little book earlier this month that I can honestly say is totally unique. Every crapper in America should have a copy of this book accessible. Random Obsessions is one of those trivia collections you can pick up and start reading anywhere. Belardes, a historian and illustrator (he drew the maps for my forthcoming novel, West of Here!) has ransacked the useless information files and uncovered some real gems. To wit: I had no idea Napoleon suffered from crippling hemorrhoids—so bad in fact, a hemorrhoid may have cost him a victory at Waterloo. I was also unaware that actress Sarah Miles drank her own urine for thirty years, believing that it immunized her against allergies. Just two examples of the sort of edification readers can expect from Random Obsessions. As a bonus, the book features a foreword by another friend of the blog, Brad Listi. It’s time to start thinking about stocking-stuffers, kiddies, and this book will make a good one.
JE

  • jonathan evison

    . . . and for the record: i've been drinking my own urine for years– now i have an excuse!

  • jonathan evison

    . . . and for the record: i've been drinking my own urine for years– now i have an excuse!

  • Jason Rice

    and JE sends me what he won't drink…and I mix it in with my coffee.

  • Jason Rice

    and JE sends me what he won't drink…and I mix it in with my coffee.

  • DH

    Well…I prefer doppios…I'm funny that way…that's my nickname at my coffee shop…frequented by Napoleon…

  • DH

    Well…I prefer doppios…I'm funny that way…that's my nickname at my coffee shop…frequented by Napoleon…

  • jonathan evison

    . . . is a doppio a #2, DH? . . .okay, i'll stop now . . .

  • jonathan evison

    . . . is a doppio a #2, DH? . . .okay, i'll stop now . . .

  • N.L. Belardes

    You guys are disgusting. But so is my book. hahahaha… Yes, it is a crapper book for sure. I'm thinking it should have had a roll of toilet paper on the cover! heh. – Nick

  • N.L. Belardes

    You guys are disgusting. But so is my book. hahahaha… Yes, it is a crapper book for sure. I'm thinking it should have had a roll of toilet paper on the cover! heh. – Nick

  • Eric

    Jon, good review. The book sounds craptastic, I'll be sure to check it out.

  • Eric

    Jon, good review. The book sounds craptastic, I'll be sure to check it out.

  • Patrick T. Kilgallon

    At least no "corny" puns about undigested niblets in poo is my contribution to this discussion.

  • Patrick T. Kilgallon

    At least no "corny" puns about undigested niblets in poo is my contribution to this discussion.

  • Mikee

    I can't take a crap unless I have this book. So I have to take it with me everywhere!

  • Mikee

    I can't take a crap unless I have this book. So I have to take it with me everywhere!

  • N.L. Belardes

    I really need to put one in my bathroom. But they're all over the house anyway. lol

  • N.L. Belardes

    I really need to put one in my bathroom. But they're all over the house anyway. lol

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